Session 3: The Machine (The End of Chaos)

And Chaos always ends the same way.

When the pranks become too much for camp to handle, the chaos expert Dr. Husqavarna (who I still insist does more harm than good), brings in his terrible Chaos Machine, the thing all counselors fear, to purge all signs of Chaos from the camp.

Eight counselors are tried for the most egregious Chaos Crimes against the Camp, and those eight must go through Dr. Husqvarana's Machine as penance and as means to rid the camp of Chaos just in time for the end of the week.

Are you asking yourself what The Machine is? If you are, you'll probably wish you hadn't. The bane of a Counselors existence, The Machine is eight long stations of mud, milk, paint, ice creams, eggs, cake mix, apologies, toilet paper, water, and tusaamiis (not a spelling error). 

More descriptions won't help. You need to see The Machine to believe. Bring on the pictures. 

The Doctor begins the trial to find which poor unfortunate staff members will be punished for the Chaos deeds of the camp.

And his mom came to help! She taught the Doctor everything she knows.

What a special lady.

The machine is prepared.

The last clean moment. (Why are they punishing this guy! All he did was try to stop the Chaos. Injustice at it's purest.)

It begins. The human mural.

Don't be scared Matty! (Kidding. Be very very scared, Matty.)

This station was called "Get Milked!" What could that mean.

Oh. That's what that could mean. Gross.

Mud hunt.

A human birthday cake. (Which human is hard to tell...)

This is what's it's like to be caught in a Tusaamii. In a word, it's chaos.

The dreaded ice cream sundae. The crowning jewel of the chaos machine.

How's Hannah doing? Hannah is doing a-ok.

She's even got a snack on her face when she walks away.

The Majestic Jasper has never looked better.

Self Explanatory.

Why Chaos?! Why!?

If I didn't know better, I'd think she's enjoyed this...

For the final phase, all the convicts are loaded on to a dock...

Hauled out into the middle of the lake...

And cleansed in the waters of Shawanii.

As the camp cheers on.

3...2...1

Jump!

Jump!

Jump!

And Jump!!!!

When all are washed, the Machine is finished and the Chaos is gone.

 We then celebrate the restoration of sanity and return of camp as it should be with the Dinner Extravanganza, Closing Campfire, Honor Ceremony, and Camp Dance.



All is well. Safely Rest. Chaos is done.