The Doctor's theory is thus:
To completely rid and save Camp from the Chaos that infects it, that Chaos must be brought to a maximum, terminal velocity, and only then can it leave Camp.
So he built a machine that runs on 8 counselors, selected for their egregious pranks and crimes of chaos perpetrated against Camp.
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| Counselors are selected for prosecution by the campers, tried before the Camp... |
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| And inevitably found guilty. Because that's how a Kangaroo Courts work. |
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| Those found guilty (again, they're all found guilty) are sent off to...the machine. |
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| The condemned counselors, waiting to be cured of their Chaos-y ways. |
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| Oh, this doesn't look that bad. |
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| Never mind, it just hadn't started yet. It is that bad. |
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| Well, that looks like fun for everyone involved. Except for one person. Who has shaving cream on his head. |
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| Mummification: A Tried and True Chaos Cure. |
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| Remember, it is also very hot. Gross. |
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| Gosh, it's a fun machine. Machines can be fun, ever at a tech free Camp. |
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| Umm...Yum? |
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| A great test of balance. |
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| This station is called the Gunk Hat. |
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| And this is what it looks like when you wear the Gunk Hat. |
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| The throwing of popcorn on a shaving creamed head. |
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| OUT, CHAOS! OUT!!!! |
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| This machine is Husqavarna approved. |
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| Don't trust any machine that doesn't bear our classic Husqvarna De-Chaosing "H" logo. |
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| Rolling down the shake and bake station. |
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| This is the Swamp Thing Station. |
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| Fear the Swamp Thing Station. |
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| Like I said, it was hot. This is actually nice. |
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| Wow. That smile looks sincere. |
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| And...throw! |
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| And keep in mind... |
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| They are currently at work at their summer jobs. |
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| "Giivee Meee Baaack Myyy Meeegaaaphoooneee...." |
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| We did it! |
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| Group Hug. Gross, Gross Group Hug. |
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| Ladies and gentleman of Camp, I present those brave individuals who were Chaos-ed for the good of all in the Summer of 2015. |
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| Now all that's left is to toss them in the lake. |
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| Do a little dance... |
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| Take a little plunge... |
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| A little leap... |
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| A little jump... |
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| A little hop... |
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| A little...whatever kind of jump that is... |
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| And ta-da! Good as new. |
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| All the Chaos on Camp has been washed away. |
NEXT TIME: One more post from Session III. And then the Summer keeps on rolling along.
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