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| It's that time again... |
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| We need to play... |
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| Camp Monopoly! |
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| But why do we NEED to play it? |
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| Because Mr. Mister Moneybags has yet again arrived... |
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| With plans... |
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| To purchase 4-H Camp for himself! |
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| Apparently... |
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| By celebrating TOO MANY HOLIDAYS... |
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| In a single week... |
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| We violated our charter... |
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| And Camp was now up for sale! |
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| Or something like that. |
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| The logic was shaky at best. |
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| But it's okay! |
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| The campers have the chance to outbid... |
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| Mr. Mister Moneybags... |
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| And that's why we NEED to play... |
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| All-Camp Monopoly. |
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| It makes perfect sense. |
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| If you don't think about it too much. |
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| So we started at GO... |
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| And off... |
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| We went... |
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| To save Camp! |
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| And so we traveled... |
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| From Camp property... |
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| To Camp property... |
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| Performing various tasks... |
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| Playing... |
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| Strange... |
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| Games... |
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| And meeting... |
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| A whole... |
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| Host... |
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| Of outrageous... |
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| And wacky... |
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| And... |
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| Outrageously wacky... |
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| Landlords who we needed... |
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| To devise a way... |
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| To purchase Camp from. |
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| And so the... |
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| The campers commenced... |
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| With... |
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| Bartering... |
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| And negotiating... |
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| And... |
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| Rolling... |
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| And walkin'... |
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| And wheelin'... |
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| And dealin'... |
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| And mappin'... |
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| And planning... |
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| And plotting... |
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| And convincing... |
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| And cajoling... |
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| Their way... |
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| To buying... |
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| Each property... |
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| On Camp. |
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| Along the way... |
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| They made some... |
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| New friends... |
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| And found... |
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| Creative ways... |
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| To lend... |
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| A helping hand... |
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| To all sorts... |
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| Of... |
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| Goofy characters. |
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| Then we'd roll the dice... |
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| And be on our way... |
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| Again. |
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| Not only did the Green Team buy the infirmary... |
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| They started building some cabins on top of it... |
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| To raise the rent as well. |
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| Yes, |
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| Our campers... |
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| Had to get quite clever... |
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| To be able to... |
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| Big ticket items... |
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| Like... |
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| The... |
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| Rec Hall... |
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| And even... |
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| Cleverer... |
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| To acquire... |
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| Bigger... |
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| Ticket... |
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| Items... |
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| Like... |
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| Camp Central itself. |
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| But in the end... |
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| (Wouldn't you know it?) |
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| Our campers prevailed... |
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| (Like they almost always seem to...) |
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| And though... |
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| No team alone... |
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| Had the assets... |
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| To outbid Mr. Mister Moneybags... |
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| When all the teams combined... |
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| And put their properties together... |
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| They could buy back Camp no problem! |
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| Cause Camp doesn't belong to one person! |
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| Camp is a home for everyone! |
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| And every camper... |
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| And counselor... |
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| Has equal ownership... |
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| Over our... |
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| Little community... |
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| In the woods. |
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| So take that, |
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| Mr... |
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| Mister Moneybags! |
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| So in conclusion, |
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| The campers had won their game of Monopoly... |
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| And Mr. Mister Moneybags... |
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| Had to put his money... |
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| Where... |
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| His mouth was... |
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| Because the campers... |
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| Of 4-H Camp... |
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| Had saved the day... |
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| On a... |
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| Friday afternoon... |
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| Yet again. |
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