It is that time again! Time to eradicate all Chaos from Camp. And we of course start with...
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| Kangaroo Court. |
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| Where we prosecute... |
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| The counselors... |
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| Guilty of... |
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| Spreading the most... |
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| Camp-wide Chaos. |
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| Evidence... |
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| Of all kinds... |
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| Was gathered... |
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| And presented... |
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| And... |
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| Considered. |
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| Testimony... |
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| (Moving testimony, usually...) |
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| Was heard... |
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| And eyewitnesses... |
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| Recounted... |
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| (To the best of their recollection)... |
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| The acts of Chaos they witnesses firsthand. |
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| Finally, |
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| With the cases of Chaos... |
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| Rested against them... |
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| It was up to a jury... |
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| Of their 200... |
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| Camp peers... |
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| To weigh the accused counselors' guilt... |
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| Or guilt. |
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| Yup. The idea of Counselor-innocence... |
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| Is skipped entirely... |
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| In our Chaos Kangaroo Court. |
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| And what fate awaits the convicted? |
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| The Chaos Machine, of course. |
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| As you watch it unfold before you... |
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| A word on the Chaos Machine. |
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| The concept... |
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| Is simple. |
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| After a full week of... |
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| Pranks... |
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| Unexpected events... |
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| And indescribable... |
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| Instances of Chaos... |
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| The machine... |
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| Gathers all that Chaos... |
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| From all over Camp... |
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| And places it... |
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| In one place... |
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| So we know where to find it: |
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| Directly on top... |
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| Of our counselors. |
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| This happens via some very sophisticated stations: |
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| Like... |
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| The Gunk Hat. |
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| Gunk goes in the hat. |
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| Hat goes on the head. |
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| Gunk... |
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| Stays on the head. |
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| See? |
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| Sophisticated. |
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| And stations... |
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| Like... |
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| The... |
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| Color! |
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| Run! |
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| Where's all that... |
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| Wild, crazy... |
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| Out of control... |
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| Colorful Chaos? |
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| Easy to find now, |
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| In just... |
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| One place. |
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| And stations like... |
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| Lake Shawanni frosting. |
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| After such a station, the Chaosed... |
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| Can use a little help from their family. |
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| And Camp Family. |
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| And extended Camp Family. |
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| And after it all... |
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| When ALL of Camp's Chaos... |
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| Has been consolidated... |
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| On eight... |
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| Brave counselors... |
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| It's time to rid Camp of that Chaos for the season! |
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| And wash it all away. |
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| So it's IN the boats with them... |
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| I said "IN the boats..."... |
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| IN! Shanna! IN! |
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| Only to get right back OUT again. |
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To let beloved Lake Shawanni...
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| Fresh coat... |
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| Of white paint. |
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