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| Uh-oh. It is indeed: CHAOS WEEK! |
But FIRST!
FLASHBACK!
24 HOURS EARLIER:
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| We were having our standard, relaxed... |
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| Opening Campfire! |
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| And informed the campers that this week... |
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| C.H.A.O.S. would simply stand for... |
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| Calm, Hazard-less, Always Organized, Sane. |
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| Which is why we replaced CHAOS week with... |
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| Punctuation Week! |
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| A week to enjoy all the little marks... |
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| That keep the English language... |
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| Organized. |
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| Everyone... |
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| Loves punctuation week. |
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| So we introduced... |
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| Our Animal Groups... |
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| (Premiering some brand-new... |
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| Animal signs!) |
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| Sang some songs! |
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| And called it a laid-back, non-Chaotic evening... |
FLASH-FORWARD:
Tuesday Night.
Cabin Choice Night.
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| What is THIS!? |
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| Lawyers in Cabin #3? |
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| Dining Hall... |
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| Madness... |
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| And a lost... |
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| DUCK... |
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| Hunt... |
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| In Cabin... |
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| #9!? |
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| This... |
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| Doesn't... |
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| Quite... |
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| Seem! |
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| Calm! |
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| It's still pretty "Hazard-less", which is required. |
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| But there's a protest going on against... |
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| Punctuation Week! |
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| That's not... |
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| "Always Organized!" |
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| And... |
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| What.. |
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| In the world... |
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| Is this!? |
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| We wanted SANE! |
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| These activities don't quite... |
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| Seem sane! |
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| Fun, though. |
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| They do seem fun. |
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| But everything's too wild... |
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| For a week... |
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| Where we tried to trade Chaos for punctuation. |
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| Of course. |
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| A Flagpole Mutiny. |
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| Classic. |
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| Camp. |
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| Chaos. |
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| It's... |
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| Only... |
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| Tuesday! |
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| We've... |
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| Got... |
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| To SLOW... |
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| This... |
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| Camp... |
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| Zaniness... |
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| Down! |
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| Before it gets... |
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| Any closer... |
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| To bordering on Chaos. |
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| So... |
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| We all gathered... |
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| In the Bowl... |
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| For a Punctuation Party! |
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| That's right, a Punctuation Party! |
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| That's the C.H.A.O.S we want: |
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| Calm, Hazard-less... |
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| Always Organized... |
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| And... |
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| Sane. |
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| Uh-oh. What are those lights!? |
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| Who's crashing our Punctuation Party!? |
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| Oh no. How predictable. |
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| It's our resident Chaos expert, the Evil Dr. Husqavarna. And he's here to let us know there's a little bit of Ch-ow-se (Chaos)... |
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| Hiding right beneath the facade... |
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| Of our orderly Punctuation Week. |
Oh well. There goes the hopes for a quiet, calm week.
That evil Dr Husqavarna. Can't live with him. Can't live without him.
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