In a Universe Far, Far Away...
(Keeping Copyright infringement in mind and all...)
| It was finally time to train our campers to make first contact with our alien visitors! |
| In preparation for this meeting... |
| We significantly raised the temperature in our globe to make our visitors more comfortable. |
| But how would we do it? |
| How would we train to meet alien life!? |
| By following our 4 H's of Head, Heart, Hands and Health, of course. |
| And other things! |
| What kind of other things? |
| Other things like... |
| Giant Hot Dog Man Pudding Face Musical Chairs! |
| Like what!? |
| You heard me. Like Giant Hot Dog Man Pudding Face Musical Chairs. |
| How did this help train our campers to meet aliens? |
| It just did. That's how. |
| Seriously. Counselor Here = Best Job on Earth. (Or Off-Earth, in this week's case.) |
| And we trained in other ways too! |
| Like sending racket propelled projectiles... |
| Through orbital rings. |
| Like Team-Work-Makes-The-Dream-Work... |
| Eight-Legged... |
| Australian Space Obstacle courses. |
| Yup. Like that too. |
| And what was at stake!? |
| Moon rocks! |
| And fun Camp afternoons. |
| We trained with foliage camouflage. |
| With alien orb catching. |
| With zero gravity... |
| Table setting. |
| And we had to eat fruit! |
| How did this train us to greet the Aliens? |
| It didn't. But it was hot out! |
| And cold fruit is delicious. |
| We stole prizes from sleeping extra-terrestrials! |
| We even executed a small-scale... |
| Flying Saucer... |
| Fleet... |
| Earth landing. |
| Success! |
| Oh. And some aliens look like this. |
| And also this. |
| But did we have an alien egg hunt? |
| Yes! |
| Of course we had an alien egg hunt. |
| Cause then definitely seems like something we'd do. |
| Hula Hoops were involved. And important. For some reason. |
| And once the eggs were collected... |
| And celebrated... |
| We were finally ready! |
| It was time to welcome these new-life forms to our Camp community. |
| And what was our plan? |
| How would we welcome them? |
| Why the exact same way we welcome anyone. |
| By playing tag in the bowl with some NEW GAMES! |
| So we called "Alien, Alien, come into our universe!" |
| And once our campers had run across... |
| We thought our new alien co-campers were finally ready to join us. |
| So we called them over one by one... |
| And once we were done... |
| Not only were we proud to have campers from all over the state... |
| All over the country... |
| And all over the world... |
| But... |
| All over the galaxy as well. |
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