| Oh no! | 
| A PIRATE MYSTERY... | 
| Has occurred... | 
| At 4-H Camp!!! | 
| What's the mystery? | 
| It's not important. | 
| And it's hard to explain. | 
| And it's also not that important. | 
| What IS that important? | 
| And easy to explain? | 
| And also that important!? | 
| Well, it's important and easy to explain and important that... | 
| Whatever the PIRATE MYSTERY happens to be... | 
| We, the campers... | 
| NEED to... | 
| Solve it! | 
| We need to solve it by... | 
| Talking to pirates! | 
| We need to solve it by... | 
| Completing Strange... | 
| Pirate tasks! | 
| We need to solve it... | 
| By using... | 
| All the... | 
| Clever... | 
| And sneaky... | 
| Pirate skills... | 
| In Our... | 
| Pirate skill arsenal! | 
| We need to solve it... | 
| Through pure... | 
| Creativity! | 
| And since part of what we're doing... | 
| Is playing a game... | 
| Of Camp Clue... | 
| We of course... | 
| Also need to solve it... | 
| Through the tried and true... | 
| Process... | 
| Of elimination. | 
| (Flamingos were involved in the pirate mystery? | 
| Kayaks were involved in the pirate mystery? | 
| Of course they were! | 
| It's Camp! | 
| Everything's... | 
| Involved... | 
| In the mystery.) | 
| And in the end... | 
| Our flags were all set... | 
| To set sail... | 
| Because after plenty... | 
| Of hard work... | 
| And deduction... | 
| Our finally campers did it! | 
| They solved the mystery! | 
| And that's all that matters! | 
| Because what that actual mystery was... | 
| Is kind of hard to explain. | 
| And really not all that important. | 
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