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| Enough already! |
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| This CHAOS has gone too far! |
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| Chopsticks!? |
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| To eat... |
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| Walking Taco Lunch!? |
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| This needs to be STOPPED. |
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| And we're just the campers... |
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| To stop it. |
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| That's right. |
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| You know what this calls for. |
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| The Classic 4-H Camp... |
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| CHAOS Machine. |
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| (Or De-Chaosing Machine... |
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| More accurately.) |
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| The science... |
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| Behind the CHAOS Machine... |
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| Is quite simple, |
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| Really. |
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| We just take... |
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| Eight... |
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| Of the counselors... |
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| Who we feel... |
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| Contributed the MOST... |
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| To the... |
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| Campwide Chaos... |
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| This past week... |
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| And cover them... |
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| In as much... |
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| Sloppy... |
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| Messy... |
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| Sticky... |
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| Pure Summer Campy... |
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| Chaos... |
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| As possible. |
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| You see, |
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| These counselors... |
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| Then act like... |
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| Magnets... |
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| And just attract... |
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| All... |
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| The residual Chaos... |
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| From all over... |
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| The... |
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| 108 acres... |
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| Of 4-H Camp... |
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| Straight back... |
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| To them. |
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| And once all that... |
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| Chaos... |
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| Makes its way... |
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| Through the machine... |
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| To our counselors... |
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| It sticks right to them, |
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| Of course. |
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| So the end result... |
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| Is that all the Chaos... |
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| Has left the whole rest of Camp... |
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| And is all in one place... |
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| Stuck... |
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| To our counselors. |
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| Who loves... |
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| The Chaos Machine? |
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| Everyone. |
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| Everyone... |
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| There is... |
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| Loves... |
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| The... |
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| Chaos Machine. |
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| Seriously. Everyone. |
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| At the end, |
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| After one last display... |
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| Of all-Camp... |
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| Chaos... |
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| All that's... |
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| Left to do... |
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| Is wash... |
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| All this collected Chaos... |
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| Away... |
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| In the calm... |
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| Clear... |
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| Cool... |
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| Cleansing waters... |
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| Of our own... |
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| Lake Shawanni. |
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| We did it! |
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| Camp is Chaos free! |
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| (Or as Chaos free... |
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| As it ever is.) |
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| So then we get back... |
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| To Friday night... |
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| As usual... |
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| At the Closing Campfire. |
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| Featuring... |
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| A little bit... |
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| Of recognition... |
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| A little bit... |
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| Of... |
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| Sentimentality... |
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| And a... |
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| Lot'a'bit... |
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| Of End-of-Week... |
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| Celebration. |
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| Speaking of... |
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| End-Of-Week... |
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| Celebrations: |
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| The kind of Chaos... |
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| At the Camp Schmance... |
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| Isn't just reserved... |
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| For Chaos Week. |
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| It's reserved for... |
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| Every single Friday night... |
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| That we're celebrating... |
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| Another great week... |
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| Spent... |
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| With our friends... |
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| At 4-H Camp. |
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