It's a turtle! (Sorry. The picture gives the surprise away immediately.) |
But not just any turtle! It's a... |
VERY LITTLE turtle! |
But that doesn't quite get across... |
How very very little this very very little turtle is! |
Here's the Camp Director's face for a better comparison. |
Now you get it! |
But just in case you don't... |
Here's a very large dog for further comparison. |
Except now that leads us to the part where the very large dog thinks the very very little turtle might be food. |
Putting the turtle on the table doesn't help the dog think it's not food! |
C'mon now! Putting the turtle on a plate on the table DEFINITlEY doesn't help the very large dog think the very very little turtle isn't food! |
Here's what we'll do. We'll move the very very little turtle off the plate, off the table, away from the dog, and away from the road and back to its natural habitat. |
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