| As you may have heard... | 
| The Paintbrush Rebellion... | 
| (A mainstay of Color Wars week...) | 
| Has stole our Talent Show! | 
| And moved it up on the schedule... | 
| A full day early! | 
| What are we to do!?!? | 
| Why... | 
| Have the Talent Show as usual, | 
| Of course. | 
| Which... | 
| Brings us to... | 
| A legitimate... | 
| Question. | 
| What exactly... | 
| Usually goes on... | 
| At the Camp Talent Show? | 
| Well,usually... | 
| There's some displays... | 
| Of instrumental talent. | 
| Some classic... | 
| Pick a card, any card... | 
| Is this your card? | 
| Yes, it's their card! | 
| It's pretty much always their card. | 
| Some, "how good was that!?" | 
| Some "Can you believe... | 
| I knew what card they picked!?" | 
| Some good comedy... | 
| Creating good laughs... | 
| Some... | 
| Good stories... | 
| Thrilling... | 
| Plenty... | 
| Of... | 
| Enraptured... | 
| Audience members. | 
| But that's... | 
| Not all! | 
| There's a little of... | 
| This... | 
| Just a bit... | 
| Of that... | 
| A touch of... | 
| "That was soooo... | 
| Good!" | 
| With a bit of... | 
| Watch close... | 
| Pay attention... | 
| Lean in... | 
| And clap it up. | 
| Its also got plenty of... | 
| You'll never... | 
| Guess... | 
| What's Next... | 
| And plenty, | 
| I'm saying plenty, | 
| I mean plenty, | 
| Which is why I'm saying PLENTY... | 
| Of... | 
| Laughs. | 
| Good, | 
| Honest, | 
| Laughs. | 
| Even when we're just... | 
| Trying to figure out... | 
| Who's birthday it is. | 
| Oh. There she is. | 
| It must be her birthday. | 
| And that's the whole show? | 
| No! | 
| That's only the first act! | 
| The second act is... | 
| More of the same! | 
| Meaning... | 
| More of the never-the-same. | 
| More... | 
| Goofiness... | 
| More... | 
| Outrageous-ness... | 
| More cheering... | 
| More... | 
| Laughs... | 
| More music... | 
| More crowd pleasing... | 
| More memories... | 
| More moments... | 
| More TALENT SHOW! | 
| Right up to our Grand Finale... | 
| With the promised twist! | 
| Our Color Wars day was beginning... | 
| Right now! | 
| At the end of the Talent Show! | 
| We need to assemble into our new teams - THIS MOMENT! | 
| So we all Conga-Line... | 
| (It's really the best method of Camp transportation...) | 
| Down to the illuminated... | 
| Darkened Bowl... | 
| To see which team... | 
| Could get all its team members... | 
| Assembled first! | 
| The principle was simple... | 
| Yet appropriately Chaotic. | 
| The bowl was divided... | 
| Into four quadrants... | 
| Bandannas of new colors in each quadrant... | 
| A campers name on each bandanna. | 
| First team to find all its members... | 
| Wins the first event of Color Wars 2017! | 
| And...GO! | 
| (How was this task accomplished? | 
| Well, Counselors madly running around... | 
| Shouting their campers names... | 
| Was certainly the best part of it.) | 
| When the new teams... | 
| Were finally... | 
| All together at last... | 
| Only then did we... | 
| Call it a night. | 
| Which is good. We need our rest. Cause we've got a full day of Color Wars games tomorrow. | 
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